no fire lord ozai, YOU'RE not wearing pants!



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#self help    


People talk about us, but their words fade to nothing when we’re together.

#Sherlock    #Johnlock    #fan art    #self help    

Taylor Schilling attends the 30th Annual Television Critics Association Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on July 19, 2014 in Beverly Hills, California.



sherlock holmes would be the cutest dotty old man living in sussex and telling curious kiddos about his bees and the honey and pretending to be a grumpy tottery old coot but getting all smiley and lighting up when someone says that they remember reading all about him and john watson solving crimes and he tells john’s romanticised versions of the adventures and john walks over from another aisle of the grocery and finds sherlock telling a nice young couple about the bloody guardsman and stops to get up on his toes and kiss sherlock’s cheek and tell him that he’s only got five more minutes so wrap it up quickly and sherlock smiles the dumbest warmest smile at him

WHEEZES GENTLY B UT LOUDLY and when neighbourhood kids are out playing and they see sherlock and john with jars they run over and ask for a sample cos they know it’s time for them to sell the honey and john always has one just for sampling so he takes out some scones and puts honey on them and gives them to the kids and they run off yelling their thanks and sherlock complains that now a jar is contaminated and john rolls his eyes and reminds him that it was his idea to get a sample jar for “acceptable” clients and sherlock pouts and john kisses his cheek and calls their irish setter pup over and it barrels to them and trips over its own legs and sherlock stoops to pet it and john hurries back into the house and comes out with sherlock’s glasses and sherlock grunts cos nO JOHN but john puts them on him anyway and says they’re a tiny bit sexy and sherlock shrugs and says he can liv e with theM IF THAS THE CASE KLL ME NOW

#self help    #retirement!lock    


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made rebloggable because the SH mun couldn’t stop laughing))

#shits ukc fuck    #self help    #johnlockish    


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